101 Funny Reasons to Send a Duck
101. They don't fly away
100. Valentine's Day Gift
99. Good fishing buddy
98. People like getting mail
97. They like Pina Colada and getting caught in the rain (more)
96. Kids love them! (more)
95. Tastes like chicken
94. Makes bathtime lots of fun
93. No holiday required
92. Cheers up Mom!
91. Baby's First Duck
90. Low maintenance pet (more)
89. Great Pool toy
88. Low maintenance friend
87. Impress your date on a first date! (more)
86. Send to "Duck Camp" Camper (Tarleton State)
85. SendAHorse.com just didn't work
84. I love ducks! (more)
83. What can Duck do for you?
82. Celebrate Festivus
81. The DUCK Stops Here
80. Your co-workers will want one
79. Shorter than a bobble-head
78. Cows are too heavy to send
77. Safe for toddlers
76. Ducks are good listeners (more)
75. Cuter than Duck Tape
74. Only Migrates if YOU want
73. Put down to play the saxophone
72. Aerodynamic
71. More original than Flamingo Flocking
70. Fits on car radio antenna (more)
69. Not scared of Hurricanes (more)
68. Scary movie buddy
67. Cooler than the other side of the pillow (more)
66. Sponge Bob is yellow too (more)
65. My boss loves ducks
64. Send one to your Preacher (more)
63. Send one to your Teacher (more)
62. Send one to your dog (more)
61. No packaging really surprises the recipient (more)
60. Last longer than PEZ® (more)
59. Hypoallergenic
58. Recognize Waterfowl Conservationists
57. Very affordable
56. Anatomically INcorrect
55. Do not use as PFD (more)
54. Use in a Duck Race (more)
53. Fits on your car dashboard
52. Ducks aren't good at Dodgeball
51. Cheer up a hospital patient
50. Send to your Secretary on Secretary's Day
49. Go Ducks! (University of Oregon) (more)
48. Greet a new neighbor
47. Will sit next to you on the bus (more)
46. When sent, more reliable than a Carrier Pigeon
45. Beautiful Craftsmanship
44. Squeaker doubles as squirter
43. Friend of Goofy and Mickey
42. Never leaves a "mess" (more)
41. Good for Ad Campaigns & Promotions
40. Root for Anaheim
39. They don't molt
38. Cooler than "New Coke" and "Pepsi Clear"
37. Cheer up a nursing home resident
36. Belated Birthday Greeting
35. As seen on Ducktales
34. Fits in your pocket (more)
33. Your mother-in-law will thank you
32. Makes your mail-man/woman smile (more)
31. Makes people feel better
30. Doesn't complain on road trips
29. Ask your Prom date to Prom with one (more)
28. Reminder of a Chattanooga Ducks trip
27. Beachcombers Love Them (more)
26. They make people smile
25. Water rolls off their back
24. Propose to your loved one (contact us for special packaging)
23. Waterproof (more)
22. Floats in water (more)
21. I love yellow! (more)
20. Won't melt in your hand (more)
19. Send one to our military (more)
18. Vote "Rubber Duck" for State Waterfowl (more)
17. Bet you never got a duck in the mail! (more)
16. Send Exam well wishes (more)
15. Send to your Boss on Boss's Day (more)
14. Ducks of a feather, flock together
13. Anniversary Gift (surprise her at work) (more)
12. Cheaper than a greeting card (more)
11. They squeak! (more)
10. Your Aunt (or other Family Member) LOVES Them! (more)
9. If its good enough for Ernie, its good enough for me (more)
8. Birthday Greeting (more)
7. Just Duck It!
6. M R Not Decoys (more)
5. Not for use in "Turducken" (more)
4. Batteries not required (more)
3. Lasts longer than flowers (more)
2. More fun than sending a letter (more)
And the #1 Reason to Send A Duck...
*drum roll*
1. Because you can (more)
For a list of "Real" Reasons, visit our Reasons/Occasions Page